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Dear Reader ~ While you may notice some universal truths here and may sometimes believe that it is your own town being described, please remember that Westphalia-on-Sea and the characters and events described are all entirely fictitious, and any similarity between them and real people and real events is purely coincidental.
Don't forget the online Westphalia Express:
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- I think you people are going to like this:
- Chapter 23 In which the man with no name rides in...
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- Chapter 24 In which Charlie Windsor explains the...
- Chapter 25 In which Pangloss and Charlie visit th...
- Chapter 26 In which Charlie decides to try and ou...
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- Chapter 27 In which we reflect on what has happene...
- Chapter 28 In which Charlie realises that the prob...
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- Chapter 29 In which the Westphalians learn about t...
- Chapter 30 In which Loretta Martin meets a Logician
- Chapter 31 In which the logician explains why a ta...
- Chapter 32 In which Charlie Windsor has a moment o...
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Westphalia-on-Sea Tourist Board visitor figures since 2007
13 comments:
Oh my God!Oh my God!
How DO you do it...?
Just when I was thinking this is going to tail off now...he can't do any better than what we have already had.
BUT boy oh boy you just have.
I had to stop looking at it I thought I was going to choke!
A Masterpiece.
Will Pangloss scream again when he sees it?
One happy customer then!
I may have to slow up on the output and concentrate on my job, but there's a long way to go with this yet ... I'm just moving up through the gears and exploring the technology.
Love the new(s)paper. I may have to cancel my daily delivery of the HE (that's human excrement, if you didn't already know). Incidentally, I wonder what the demographic of the average reader of this blog is. I really am 63 and live in Preston. Anyone else care to 'fess up?
The Westphalia Express was today offering a cruise to Spain from just £39 - token on page 27. I trust the Westphalia Upmarket Tourist Partnership is negotiating with the Monte Carlo Evening Gazette to offer trips to our lovely bay - with chance to meet Dr Pangloss, the Rainier of Westphalia - from just 39,000 Euros. If not, they bloody well should be!
Can't offer any help with the technology myself - but how about an AXE PANGLOSS graphic on the lines of the Express's "Don't Axe Our Fightfighters logo".
FARTER'S COUNTRY - a walk on the wild side with Dr Pangloss
This Sunday's walk will commence from Eastphalia railway station at 10am and take a scenic path along the tracks to Westphalia, Wasted Tor and Naff Abbot stations. Don't worry, there are no trains running! (so if it's a success we can repeat it every Saturday and Sunday until Christmas). Dr Pangloss will be joining us at Singer Halt to add his very own quirky Nature Notes and outline his vision of the proposed Greater Westphalia Rapid Transport Network. Please ensure you have strong footwear, a packed lunch and a strong stomach. Adults only. Well-behaved dogs and cabinet members welcome.
Westphalia Blogger Revealed?
It's in my blog.
http://www.myspace.com/adriansandersmp
Brian
How about giving us Gary Henderbloke's column of urban myths? Does anyone remember this some time back: "Yes readers, some friends of mine who live in Moscow had their car nicked but then miraculously returned by the thief who left two tickets to the Bolshoi tucked under the wipers with the message: 'sorry I took your car it was an emergency...blah, blah, blah,' and guess what? They went to the Bolshoi, came back and their house had been ransacked! Honest, it really happened.
I must say that I was very disappointed at last night's edition of the Westphalia Express.The highlight of my week is reading the Mayor's column, Down the Pan. Last night it had been replaced with a column by the local MP Mr Goodbloke. In it he actually posted a link to the Piddlebackside blog that is said to parody the happenings in our beautiful Bay. I would assure Mr Goodbloke that this beautiful place is perfectly capable of self-parody without some jumped-up over-educated outsider coming in and showing us how he thinks it should be done. I wouldn't dream of reading anything that criticises the dedication of our wonderful mayor, and would urge everyone to get behind him, even if it means that you have to join a queue.
What trips is the Piddling Herald offering?
I can assure Marcus Wood that the author of this blog is no 'jumped-up over-educated outsider' but sane and level-headed and Wesphalian born and bred...which is more than can be said for ole Paintbrush
The comment by 'Marcus Wood' is not mine.
the comment by 'Marcus Wood' is not mine,
It might be - a cunning ruse I'd say old boy, nearly worked for Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas too....
I'm Marcus Wood, no I'm Marcus Wood, no..I'm Marcus Wood, I'm Marcus Wood, no..I'm Marcus Wood, no...I'm Marcus Wood, no...I'm Marcus Wood, no I'm Marcus Wood , no...I'm Marcus Wood, I'm Marcus Wood , no...I'm Marcus Wood, I'm Marcus Wood,no I'm Freddie Bennett, no I'm Marcus Wood, ,no I'm Marcus Wood...................Ad infinitum
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