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Dear Reader ~ While you may notice some universal truths here and may sometimes believe that it is your own town being described, please remember that Westphalia-on-Sea and the characters and events described are all entirely fictitious, and any similarity between them and real people and real events is purely coincidental.
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How will I cope for those empty days, especially now I've seen the latest picture of the Mayor astride a throbbing Harley-Davidson on the cover of this month's 'Phalia View? He's inside too. No wonder the pages of the local rag have been made conspicuous by his absence.
Tuesday is a long way away. what are we to do until then?
Desperate from Fishole
Obscure references to the man who bases his businesses in Belize in order to pay less tax in the UK, but seeks to influence Government here by funding the Tories in marginal seats, is taking obscure entries on this blog to new heights.
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/conservatives/story/0,,2208174,00.html
I'm sure that picture of Pangloss on his motor cycle will prove sufficient inspiration on your return...............
I would like to share with you my great new revenue-making idea for Westphalia-on-Sea Council in the Winter months. I think it's a winner especially now the grockles have gone and the cold days and dark nights are upon us! In fact this will apply in temperatures of 5c and under. Those Westphalians caught wearing T-shirts and vest tops a £25 on the spot fine. Those wearing the above plus shorts, a £250 penalty. Those brazen hussies wearing t-shirts, shorts and flip-flops or sandals will be sentenced to a £2,500 fine plus two weeks forced listening to Embalmed FM. I will be writing to Mr Pangloss forthwith.
That's my postman!
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